miércoles, enero 09, 2008

¿EL ONANISMO ES MÁS SANO QUE EL SEXO?


MI PRIMO ALBERTO, Y SU RACHA ONANISTA


Esta es una de lás pésimas experiencias de mi primo Alberto... Cuando viajó a Suecia, porque había visto una película de Igmar Bergman, y pensó que allí era más fácil probar alguna vez las brevas del amor erótico... Suponía que las suecas eran una cachondas de campeonato... Y fué a Suecia, y se enteró de varias verdades... El frío del invierno sueco, es tan gélido, diríamos infernal, dantesco, que hace, como es lógico, achicar todo... Y allí se le achicaba el... No, no... no voy a contar esto... Pero analicen que si un varón tiene una parte de su cuerpo, fundamental ella, algo más bien tirando a chiquitititiñíta, que le puede ocurrir cuando tiene frío...Y lo de que las damas suecas son ardientes, eso es potencial, porque a los varones suecos, teambién se les achica el... Bueno, de nuevo caigo en lo mismo... Las pobres pasan necesidades, pese al alto nivel económico del país... Creo ahora haber explicado porqué los suecos tienen fama de fríos... Y la mujeres, cuando van a los países más cálidos, como España o Italia, con el sol meridional, en las playas, se ponen... Bueno, tampoco esto hace falta aclararlo. Concluyendo... En el viaje de vuelta, el pobre primo Alberto naufragó... Un año tardaron en rescatarlo... Allí él primero que yó, debo reconocerlo, pensó en lo del templo a San Onán... Pero, claro... No lo llevó a cabo, porque está con el cerebro en otra parte... No me pregunten cual...
Y NO SE OLVIDEN QUE SIGO DIBUJANDO CARICATURAS A PEDIDO, Y SOY BARATO, AUNQUE PÉSIMO.

52 Comments:

Blogger BETTINA PERRONI said...

Seguimos con la family y sus anécdotas.

Hey cilencio... usted siga con las caricaturas que son fabulosas.

Y el sexo?...

pues también jajaja

Y que tenga un año 2008 excelente, igual para toda la family ;)

5:20 p. m.  
Blogger CILENCIO NO SE CALLA said...

BETTINA DIVINA Y TÍMIDA, GRACIAS LO MISSSSMO PARA TI. VA MI MEJOR BESO EN CILENCIO DEL 2008

6:22 p. m.  
Blogger sg said...

he viejo maledeta, que familia la tuya, con razon sos humorista jajajaja ahhhhhh yo quiero que me hagas una caricatura a ver como me imaginas? en mi blog escribi algo para vos, espero que te guste, besos. silvi

3:37 a. m.  
Blogger CILENCIO NO SE CALLA said...

silvi, mandá fotos de frente 3/4 y perfil, o una que te guste mucho, pero las otras me ayudan. un beso en Cilencio y gracias.

7:03 a. m.  
Blogger Miriam Jaramillo said...

Es un placer visitarte. Feliz ano nuevo. Sinceramente.

5:14 p. m.  
Blogger CILENCIO NO SE CALLA said...

Miriam, preciosa, gracias por tu carita, aunque en la foto pareces enojadita...
sigues eescribiendo con tinta de feromonas, va mi mejor beso para tí y que este años sea mejor que los anteriores e inferior a los que siguen.
mi mejor beso en Cilencio.

7:04 p. m.  
Blogger La Revolución de las Costillas said...

jajaja (perdón por el primo Alberto), pero así pasa, cuando uno cree ver el pasto más verde en el jardín del vecino...

1:32 p. m.  
Blogger Lucía said...

Hola! soy Bea, de www.librodearena.com/tres0ret, te venía a devolver la visita, y me ha gustado tu blog, volveré de nuevo!

besillossss

2:42 p. m.  
Blogger CILENCIO NO SE CALLA said...

lucia gracias... te dejo un gran beso en Cilencio

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